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Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
9 May 1976
I am an effective, versatile cleaner that kills 99.9% of household germs. I remove grease and clean household surfaces, even glass to a sparkling, streak-free shine.
To operate: Rotate nozzle to on position and spray.

Turn off household appliances before using me. Test on painted areas or other surfaces first. I am not recommended for finished wood surfaces. I contain no phosphorous.

WARNING: It is a violation of federal law to use me in a way inconsistent with my labeling. I am dangerous to humans and domestic animals. Please avoid contact with your eyes and clothing. I should be stored out of the reach of children.
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